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Ki fer mauricien pli malin ki zote tou dan le mode en se ki concern reciklage?

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sachin 25 Jun 2011
A Mauritian is having breakfast one morning - coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam - when an Englishman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Mauritian ignores the Englishman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation :

Englishman : "You Mauritian folks eat the whole bread ?"
Mauritian (in a bad mood) : "Of course !"
Englishman (after blowing a huge bubble) : "We don't. In England, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Mauritius."
The Englishman has a smirk on his face. The Mauritian listens in silence.
The Englishman persists : "Do you eat jam with the bread ?"
Mauritian : "Of course !"
Englishman (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) : "We don't. In England, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Mauritius."
The Mauritian then asks : "Do you have sex in England ?"
Englishman : "Why ? Of course, we do !", the Englishman says with a big smirk.
Mauritian : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them ?"
Englishman : "We throw them away, of course !"
Mauritian : "We don't. In Mauritius, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England."
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sphinx 12 Aug 2011
Ek morisien ki ena dialog selma, lol

Anglai pa pou kapav fer mari ar nou, haha
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BadFundodo 03 Feb 2016

lol